"First, this is not for Santa Paws eyes. I heard he brings toys to good dogs and I don't want to miss out!
#1 The Car Ride
I was in the car going to Santa Barbara to see my favorite big dog, Hank. The ride was a little long and we hadn't stopped in awhile. I didn't know what to do. There was not a single grass blade in sight. I really tried to control myself, but it just came out. A lot. Someone had to get a change of pants...and it wasn't me.
#2 Chocolate and other toxic foods
I really like to eat everything people do - even the bad stuff. No one gave me a chocolate covered peanut that they kept saying was sooooooo good. So, I took matters into my own paws. When they left, I jumped up on the counter and helped myself. They were soooo good. I thought I could eat them everyday, until my tummy started gurgling. I threw up. A lot. Even after we went to bed, I threw up. I was considerate enough to throw up over the side of the bed. I was pretty proud of myself that it all landed on the floor. No more chocolate for me!
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I'm going to go for confession #2 due to the photographic evidence :) Can't wait to see which is true!
ReplyDeleteBawahwhahahhwha I'm going for NO 1 but Im'z not too sure'z xxooxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I think #2 is True… but more important… who is Hank?
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
Oh my you have mentioned eating chocolate so I say number 2 is the truth.
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Sweet William The Scot
Oh No, I hope # 2 is not true but I think it is.
ReplyDeleteBentley
Well we think they are both believable. There was a mighty mini dachshund in our family years ago who ate 10 Hershey's kisses and tin foil and lived to tell about it. Even though he was a K9 he had 9 extra lives and used all of them,
ReplyDeleteSo we think #2 is true
Hugs Madi your bfff
throwing up is no fun, so we hope it's the pee pee story, but we suspect that it's actually the chocolate story.
ReplyDeleteedgar and his mum
That's a hard one, Daisy. We think the second might be true.....BUT even if it's not we're VERY impressed that you can jump on that chair!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Ahahahaha - I hope it's the first one! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe vote for the 2nd one. We had a poodle before me that ate chocolate and got really sick and threw up, so yah we think #2
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi
I think #2 also. I've read about you enough, Daisy, to know how sneaky you are about getting food!
ReplyDeleteI pick #1 because I peed in mom's lap once when I was little at the Vet's office.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Yowza, that is a hard one to guess. They are both kind of gross, but I am going with the first one. It made me giggle just a little for the person who had to change their pants.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Hi,
ReplyDeleteWe are Mona & Prissy, 2 dachshunds living in Texas, we came over to read your confessions and decided to start following you. Hope that is OK. Can't wait to is what was true!!
♥♥Mona & Prissy