"First, this is not for Santa Paws eyes. I heard he brings toys to good dogs and I don't want to miss out!
#1 The Car Ride
I was in the car going to Santa Barbara to see my favorite big dog, Hank. The ride was a little long and we hadn't stopped in awhile. I didn't know what to do. There was not a single grass blade in sight. I really tried to control myself, but it just came out. A lot. Someone had to get a change of pants...and it wasn't me.
#2 Chocolate and other toxic foods
I really like to eat everything people do - even the bad stuff. No one gave me a chocolate covered peanut that they kept saying was sooooooo good. So, I took matters into my own paws. When they left, I jumped up on the counter and helped myself. They were soooo good. I thought I could eat them everyday, until my tummy started gurgling. I threw up. A lot. Even after we went to bed, I threw up. I was considerate enough to throw up over the side of the bed. I was pretty proud of myself that it all landed on the floor. No more chocolate for me!